So I told Danny weeks ago I would be his assistant coach for the upcoming Powderpuff Football Tournament at school. This job entailed me simply "wearing a hat and blowing a whistle," as I was told, and I was okay with that.
Fast forward to this morning: I am now HEAD coach for senior team #2. I am supposed to run plays and practices while leading the seniors to victory. This should be cute. . .stay tuned.
Thank God I am competitive - I am going to do everything in my power to make my team rock despite its coach's obvious shortcomings.