A student came in to my classroom today and asked me two questions. First, she asked me if I was pregnant, and then she asked me if it was true that I was moving to Puerto Rico. I laughed at both questions. These kids must really be bored when they stop talking about each other and start making stuff up about their teachers.
Whoever made up the rumor gets creativity points for the Puerto Rico part. I'm going to have to find this kid and ask him or her my motivation for the move. Good times as a high school teacher.